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If you watch it backwards, Antichrist is about a woman who goes so crazy in the woods that her husband, with the help of a trio of talking animals, has to travel back to the city to resurrect their dead son. They celebrate by having sex.

Backwards, this is the most uplifting movie ever made.

If you watch it backwards, The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, Her Lover, is about a woman who finds her husband’s cannibalism so erotic, she begins an affair with dinner.

If you watch it backwards, Slacker is about the same, really.

If you watch it backwards, Secretary is about a man who spanks the masochism out of his girlfriend.

Joke courtesy of Woody Allen and other filthy masochists.

If you it backwards, The Shining is about a man who was frozen in cryogenics, wakes up and is so disoriented that he believes he can see ghosts. He eventually starts a family and begins a writing career.

If you watch it backwards, Videodrome is about a homeless man who has a mission to suck cancer out of people until he can give up S&M and become president of a television station.

And also he has a vagina.

If you watch it backwards, The Fly is about a mutant who becomes a real boy through the power of love.

If you watch it backwards, Less Than Zero is about some kids who really have their lives figured out.

Nothing wrong here.

Leave your own in the comments section, brilliant, attractive readers–

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